Women lexicon

I just found a funny list of women lexicon. It contains some words that women use but with absolutely different meaning. So here is an abstract of this article:

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This is true of me on a really bad day. And with someone who actually speaks and understands English well.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (Add another '5' if I'm trying to get my stupid contacts in, and double again if I'm trying to get my contacts in with Eduardo in the room ...)

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Isn't it funny ?